To the person who broke into my car and took my backpack and purse last night: in the backpack are all of the tools you need to make books and enough linen thread to last 10 years. If you open my notebook you’ll find all the notes you need to learn how to make books. Please, take up bookbinding. With some practice and patience I can guarantee it will be a more rewarding profession than smashing car windows and stealing other people’s things. Less illegal too.

To the person who broke into my car and took my backpack and purse last night: in the backpack are all of the tools you need to make books and enough linen thread to last 10 years. If you open my notebook you’ll find all the notes you need to learn how to make books. Please, take up bookbinding. With some practice and patience I can guarantee it will be a more rewarding profession than smashing car windows and stealing other people’s things. Less illegal too.